Tom Zone QotD answers

I'm tired of working. I feel like jumping in on this one.

Name three words or phrases you wish you'd coined:

I actually did invent this one: Squoozle
If you squeeze something, and it oozes, you are squoozling it.
Feel free to use this any time you'd like.
&:o)

My ex came up with this one many many years ago: Pork Roger
Many many years ago, he was at an office party. Booze may or may not have been involved. One of the Big Bosses got up to the microphone and said "Now it's time for Door Prizes." My ex, gem that he was, yelled out "Pork Rogers??? What the hell is a Pork Roger????" The Big Boss replied "I don't know what the hell a Pork Roger is. I said Door Prizes." After everyone stopped laughing at him, my ex decided (for whatever reason) that a Pork Roger is what you get when you roll a slice of lunchmeat into a tubular shape, so you can eat it like that. To this day, I use that word and I'm pretty sure my kids still know it (how about it LG???) and my BFF uses it like a real word too.
Please feel free to use Pork Roger whenever it's appropriate, also. It needs to catch on more than it has.

I wish I had coined the word: Schnorgle
I was doing that for years before it was officially named over on Cuteoverload.com.

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If I don't talk to you guys anymore before I leave for the weekend tonight, I'd like to tell you:

I hope everything is good with all of you.
I hope all of you moms (whether it's to a hooman kid or a furry kid) have a wonderful weekend and a peaceful happy Mother's Day on Sunday!
Take good care of yourself --- all of you.
And
Huggs and loves to you all.
&:o)

P.S.

damn I love ICHC! &:o)